What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize