He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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