Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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