I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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