You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you will always have a special place in my vag
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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