kristin has been a bad kristin
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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