Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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