I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He better not be in your backpack
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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