Do vagina's smell?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
organizing the empties. That sober.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I miss vodka workout Fridays
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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