in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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