Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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