No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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