This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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