yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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