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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
dude. I can hear the air.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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