As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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