that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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