So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Dick very happy bro
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm always down for nudity.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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