never play flip cup with pint glasses
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
A+ Viking dick
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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