thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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