You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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