I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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