Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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