smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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