so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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