i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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