? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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