weddingsv make me drug and hornr
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
bring money and cleavage
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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