Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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