I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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