Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You dont lie about slip and slides
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I have post one night stand depression
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