It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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