I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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