her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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