hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I smell like Dick and happiness
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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