and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize