how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
