I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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