even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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