physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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