white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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