How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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