I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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