remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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