Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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