I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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