Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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