Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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