But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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