We're facebook friends in real life
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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