there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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