Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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