I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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