I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just want nice things and good sex
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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